A weird retrospective is up first, then some banter and a re-introduction of the "Judges' Save". Whatever... DC is back, singing the AWESOME!!!! Jumping Jack Flash. One word? AWESOME!!! Definitely won't be voted out. Oh, right, he's not competing anymore. Never mind, then. The lead guitarist dude was amazing. Freaking amazing.
The return of the Ford music video's alright. Not great. Not exciting. A great song, but nothing much other than that. Another Ford commercial's next. really boring. And they're all super lame. Well, maybe not all. But definitely most.
Paige's up. And down to the bottom 3. Lee's up. And safe. Siobhan's next. And safe. Aaron's up. Safe too. Andrew and Tim stand up. Tim's bottom 3. Andrew's safe.
Now a performance by someone I don't know. Orianthi, apparently. Singing "According to You", apparently. She rocks the guitar, apparently. And she was going to be MJ's guitarist in his tour. Apparently.
DiDi's up. And safe. Crystal's up. And safe. Katie's up. And she too, is safe. Big Mike's up. Big Mike's safe. Big Mike's big, BTW. Casey and Lacey (ha) are up. Casey's safe. Lacey's bottom 3.
Now to the bottom 3. Tim's safe, and we have ourselves a bottom 2 (maybe, Ryan didn't say that...).
Ke$ha feat. 3OH!3 sings Blah Blah Blah. And that's my queue to go get something to drink. Not my cup of tea. She's trying to be weirder than Lady GaGa, but in a different style. Whatever. That sucked.
Lacey and Paige are up. And Paige's safe. Lacey's going to Sing For Her Life! (TM). She's SOOO not going to be saved. And she's not, and she's outta here. THANK YOU, America, for saving me the trouble of hearing her again. Seeya!
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