American Idol S06E10 - The Chair

You know the drill - The Elevator, The Walk, The Chair, The Decision.

Sanjaya's first. His last song was good. He's through. And doesn't quite know what to do. Anna's tall. And loud. She's not through. She's shocked. Bernard (who?) is not through. Eric (who?) and Tami are out too. Melinda ALWAYS looks terrified. Her last song was great. And she's through. She's shocked. Brandon's the other backup singer. His last song was good, as well. And he's through.

Gina's the one that was cut in Hollywood week last season. Her last song was good. She's not cut this time. She's through. She's shocked. Jimmy and Errick (WHO???) are out. Haley's next. Her first song in Hollywood wasn't great. She's through. Phil's the bad dad. His last song was good. The clothes SUCKED. But the singing was good. He's through.

The Simpsons Movie (that is AWESOME) is shamelessly plugged, as the top 40 (?) are getting a sneak preview of it. I think. Chris' FUNNY! LOL! "You guys are probably wondering why I called this meeting today...". LOL! His last song was very good. He's through. Blake's the beatboxer. We see that great group performance again. Or part of it. He's through. Thomas' also in that group, but he's out. Rudy (who?) is the last member of that group. His first song in Hollywood wasn't that good. He's through.

People are nervous. Paul's cool, calm and collected. He says he'll always be barefoot. That's already old. He's got filthy underwear too. Gross. His last song wasn't really good. Jordin's last song was good. And she's through. Olivia (who?), Tatiana and Monique are out. AJ (who?) is desperate. His last song wasn't bad. He's through. Stephanie (who?) had a good last song. She's through. Leslie (who?) also had a good-ish last song. And she too is through. Nick quit last year in Hollywood. His last song was good. He's through. And is overwhelmed.

Alaina cries ALL THE TIME. She's nervous. Her last song was good-ish. She effed the lyrics. She's through. Chris' first song was good. He's through. Sabrina (who???) had a good last song. She's through. Jerome (who?) is out. Joelle (who?) is out. Matt the cowboy's out. Princess (who?) is out. LaKisha's selling her sob story, that she's got a girl. Her last song was great. Even if she loked like a grandma. She's through.

Nicole (who?) is next. Her last song was good. She's through. Jared (WHO???) had a very good last song. He's through. Amy (WHO????) is next. Her last song was good too. She's through. Down to the last 2 guys and 2 girls. Antonella and Marisa are the last girls. Marisa's first song in Hollywierd was good. Antonella's last song wsa a mess of forgotten words. Antonella's through. Marisa's out. She's about to throw up. Marisa's crying. She curses. Sundance and Tommy have "fun" in the elevator. Sundance is red. He's through. Tommy's out. He gets pissed in the elevator.

The Top 12 Girls: Antonella Barba, Haley Scarnato, LaKisha Jones, Jordin Sparks, Stephanie Edwards, Melinda Doolittle, Alaina Alexander, Gina Glocksen, Amy Krebs, Leslie Hunt, Sabrina Sloan and Nicole Tranquilo.

The Top 12 Guys: Phil Stacy, Jared Cotter, Chris Richardson, Nick Pedro, Brandon Rogers, Sundance Head, Rudy Cardenas, AJ Tabaldo, Paul Kim, Chris Sligh, Blake Lewis, Sanjaya Malakar.