7/3/09

American Idol S06E09 - Hollywood Week

In just one hour, we get all the tension/drama/excitment that is Hell Week (trademark pending). Seriously???

Day 1, and only the girls are performing, and there are 2 twice as many as the boys. Ryan explains how this day, and the next, will work. Jory, who's canadian's first. I'm unipressed. Next's Geri, Kelly, Lisa, Christen and Jeromishia. I kid you not, her name really is Jeromishia. None are more than ok. And they are all outta here! Shocker!

Perla's annoying. Like Gedeon last season. I hated him. I hate her. She does the same song she did in her audition. That sucks. Rachel's the one that talked to her hubby's picture. and she's alright. Rachel's outta here. Perla moves on. Simon rips at Perla. Rachel's depressed. Perla's depressed, too. Baylie's HOT! She's good. But what's up with the mediocrity overall? Ashlyn's out. Porcelana's out. Sarah's out. So are some others. Nicole's having problems with choosing a song. And she sucks. And she's out. And she blames the song. And the judges assure her mom it wasn't the song. HA! Simon's over this. They keep telling her it's not the song. And she keeps saying "the delivery of the song" bla bla bla. SHUT UP! Melinda, Jordin, Gina, Tatiana, Jamie Lin and others are through.

Day 2, and it's the guys' turn to face the judges. Brian's 19. Did you know he was 19? He is 19, just so you know. BTW, he's 19. What's with them recycling songs? Do something new, darn it! He's good. Jarrod's the Navy guy. He's a'ight. Matt's the one whose parents didn't support him. He's disticntly average. The Jarrod's out, Matt and Chris Sligh're through. 34 guys are through in total, amongst them are Blake the beatboxer, Nick that quit, bad dad Phil, and Jesus. I mean Castro. I mean Sean.

Group performances! YAY! Some drama ensues. I couldn't care less. Even if I tried, really, really hard. I will say however that Baylie and Antonella "not going to sleep", TOGETHER, is REALLY HOT! And that Amanda's a BEOTCH!

Simon warns everyone not to forget the words. HA! Some people forget the words. Well, DUH! Some more drama. Gina and Perla's group sing. Marisa is somewhat hot. Perla sucks. and she's out. The Chris/Rudy/Tom/Blake group performance was one of the better ones. EVER. And they are all through. L'Paige mumbles. Robyn's average. Sundace's just alright. He's loud. And red. And through. Antonella's alright. Baylie barely sings anything. Amanda forgets the words. But she's a bitch. Baylie's out. BUT SHE'S HOT! And Amanda thinks she's good. RIGHT. 36 people in all are going home, including Jesus/Osama/Fidel!

In room 1, Chris, Gina, Blake, Matt, Melinda, Paul and Haley and others. They're through. In room 2, Tami, LaKisha, Sundance and others, and they're through. Jordin's there. Room 3, with the Indian sister and Jamie Lin, is out. Sanjaya's REALLY sad. Next is The Chair (trademark pending, too).

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