LA! Woohoo! If people go through from LA, are they "going to" Hollywood, or are they "staying in" Hollywood? Huh? HUH??? HUH!?!!?!?!?
LOS ANGELES -
Kat! "Over the Rainbow"! Woohoo! Olivia Newton-John's going to guest judge in tonight's episode. Martik's crazy. Like, seriously, he lost his mind. He needs help. He, aside from being a tiger, believes he's the most entertaining person on the planet earth. He REALLY is crazy. And he took his shirt off. Of course. LOL at the cartoon noises. And he's got a "mic". WOW. He SUCKS, beyond any level humanly comprehensible. Hollywierd is right. Sholandric's name SUCKS. He wants to bring the romance andlove back into the music. RIGHT. He too is delusional. And he SUCKS, bit hairy kitty kat balls.
Angela sucks. Grace sucks. LOL at her outfit. Sophat SUCKS. His name does too. Marianna's desperate. She was wailing out of her mom's womb. And she sucks. Really, really bad. And she begs. Still begging. Still begging. Yep, still begging. That's right, she's still begging. And she keeps saying she's on her knees. WOW. She SUCKS. And she pushes her mom into the room. She still begs. Her mom begs too. WOW. Desperate, with a humongous capital D. WOW. Simon and Randy thought her mom was hot. Some people beg. Alaina's "life story" is one of a moron. But she's good a good voice, and can sing. "Feeling Good"'s NOT by the Buble, though.
Again, we are reminded Taylor won. And Phuong's his soul sistah. but it is SO fake. And she's excited about Taylor's PICTURE. WOW. And she SUCKS. And she can't dance. She REALLY SUCKS. She's REALLY obsessed with Taylor. And she was "nervous". She sucks. Brandon's a backup singer. He knows and sang backup for some big BIG names. So he's GOT to be good, right? RIGHT! He's very, VERY good. Simon says he and Brandon share the likeability factor. LOL. And he's through.
Brian already got to Hollywood, where he was shot down. He's here to bring it. And he's loud. But he's good. And through. Even though Simon couldn't remember him. Sherman's 64. His wife passed away. He does this for her. Awww... And they are going to let him sing. He's not bad. Paula's crying. He's never going through, but it was very nice of him. And he hugs/shakes everyone's hand. And he feels like a winner. Awww... 21 are through on day 1.
Darold and Cavett are dating, and are both auditioning. They met at THE bus stop. Cavett's STUPID. She likes to go by the name "Sparkles". And she SUCKS. And she completely flirts with Simon. Her boyfriend SUCKS. "please go away" is right. LOL! "Depends what kind of music we're listening to". LOL... MAKE THEM STOP KISSING! PLEASE!
Anthony SUCKS. But he's a good sport. Eric's been training for 2 years. If you really have to do that, you're probably not good enough. And he talks in wierd "sientific" terms. He SUCKS. LOL! He learned from the Paula and Randy DVD! LOL! Simon tries to get him back, Randy and Paula try to prevent it. LOL! In day 2, 19 went through, for a total of, A LOT. Relatively. Next, San Antoin!
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