American Idol S05E29 - Top 8 Results

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paula's drunk. and ryan calls simon the grumpiest millioner he ever met. and simon says he can pretend to be sincere like ryan, and then tells him to be quiet. lol.

recap. ryan proceeds to belt out cheesey lines from queen songs.

GROUP SONG: queen medley, in the backgroun we see a recap of the season. "a kind of magic", "one vision", "killer queen", "another one bites the dust", "under pressure", "don't stop me now", "you're my best friend", "we are the champions". FINALLY, we get a group performance.

FORD! "hit me with your best shot" by pat benatar. they're golfing for a ford. wow. and it's the first time ace wore pink. yeah, right. and ryan did that many many times. of course.

taylor misses southern cooking. kellie misses oprah. paris misses fried chicken. elliot misses friends and family. and he cries. ace misses playing with his brothers. bucky misses something, but no one understood him. kat misses her dog. chris misses his wife and kids, and they're in the audience. we see tapes from the parents (kellie's grandpa) wishing them stuff. elliot's REALLY crying now.

we learn rod stewart, do ya think i'm sexy?, will mentor the idolites next week, and perform in the results show, and the theme will be the great american song book. woohoo!

we see taylor's bandmates, and his fish. and he's safe. kat lives 20 minutes away, and her dad cries when she sings. and she cries. ryan gives her a tissue. she's safe. chris' family's got a DEEP southern accent. we see chris with long(-ish) hair! ha! he's safe. kellie's got the snotrug. huh? she's never heard of tmi. lol. some banter from her grandpa and brother(?). she's safe. lol! she puts the snotrag on the results, and ryan's puzzeled about how to continue. lol! elliot's mom tells us he has allergies, and we are told how they found out about his diabetes. awww.... he's bottom 3. awww... and they surprise him, and make him sing. ace's brothers used to hit him. A LOT. he's bottom 3. this is turning out to be quite long... he's going to sing, too. bucky's city lost ther racetrack. or sumtin. paris' got some wierd two school thing, and she wanted to be a gynocologist. she cries. bucky's bottom 3. paris' safe. bucky sings.

simon thinks ace's history. ryan just gets to the point. and bucky's outta here! elliot and ace are safe. we see bucky's journey on idol.