9... single digits, whoopee... ryan's got a beard. why does ryan have a beard? someone, PLEASE, tell me why does ryan have a beard??? WHAT does randy have on???
and it's country night! yay... and kenny rogers helps the idol hopefuls.
1) taylor - "take me home, country roads" by john denver. i somewhat miss the crazy dancing. it was kinda hard to hear him at oints, as he was drowned out by the backup vocals and the band. it was too fast. i don't know if they sped it up, but it was too fast. randy thought the vocals were just ok. and he missed the personality. paula rambles. simon called it safe, boring AND lazy. he thought it didn't look/sound rehersed. and then ryan called simon's life safe boring and lazy. lol.
for some reason, someone tells ryan he loves him.
2) mandisa - "any man of mine" by shania twain. kenny wants her to articulate. she looked like an elephant with a dress! seriously! i'm not trying to diss her weight or anything, though she is BIG, but that's what it looked like! and the singing wasn't good. *NOTE rachel bilson's HOT!* randy didn't like the song choice, but he liked th last 5 seconds. paula rambles. simon thought the song was horrible. he thought it was fun and cutesy, but he liked the 4 seconds after it ended.
LOL! ryan tries to insult simon, in a playful and funny way, so simon responds to him: "with respect, i'm not the one trying to look like someone from desperate housewives. loose the beard". LOL! and ryan tries to save face with some baby blue comments. and he lets us know that SOMEONE in the judges' table's got a flask. does his/HER name start with a PAULA????
3) elliot - "if tomorrow never comes" by garth brooks. it was kinda slow and boring, and somewhat safe of a song choice, but he sang it well. i dunno. i'm preplexed. maybe if someone hit him in the face, REALLY REALLY hard, it will be more pleasant to look at. and then we'd all like him a lot. randy loves the song, and drops a name. he thought it was hot. paula rambles. simon liked the song choice, but not the really the vocals.
COCA COLA! remember when simon told diana the problem with her was the cutesy pootsy routine? in her original audition? paris' not just there, she's a senior citizen there.
4) paris - "how do i live" by leann rimes. i didn't like the song for her. and there was something wierd with her singing/enunciation. it was really off putting. but i dunno. it was alright. it was a'ight. it was ayight. it was ok. it was okay. i dunno. randy can tell it was tough for her. it was just a'ight for him. paula rambles. simon dosagrees with the rambler. he thought it was very good. i thought it was bleh. he heard early dionne warwick. huh?
5) ace - "tonight i wanna cry" by keith urban. kenny thought this was the best song choice, out of the nine. the start was kinda good, but from the middle part on, he was all over the place. well, not literally, there weren't little pieces of ace everywhere, but you know. and the falsetto to end it was SO forced, like he hopes that will save him. randy thought it was boring, but at least he brought the falsetto. paula rambles. and she's WRONG. simon thought it was a good song choice, and he was very good. and ryan lets us know ace is now single. yay...
COCA COLA! kellie's REALLY that naive!
6) kellie - "fancy" by reba mcentire. kenny loves her. she looks HAWT tonight! the song chocie was great. and the vocals weren't too shabby either! i liked it! quite a bit! finally, her accent fits the song. AND, she sang about na arlen, so randy will love it. randy thought it was great, and said it's her night. paula rambles. simon hated the song, but thought hte performance was very good. he also said the same thing he told carrie last season in country week, that it would have been a shock if she didn't get it right tonight.
whoopi and chris rock are in the audience.
7) chris - "making memories of us" by keith urban. his whole family listens to country. finally, chris breaks his own mold, and returns to the mold of everyone else. i know it's wierd, but it's good to hear him do something that others might consider safe, and not rock it out to creed or something. it was very good. randy liked him not rockin' too. paula rambles. simon agrees with randy too, but he thought it was boring. paula's now HAMMERED!
8) katharine - "bringing out the elvis" by faith hill. she loves country, but she doesn't sing it a lot. didn't lindsey sang something similar last season? again, good to see her doing something different. it wasn't as good as the ballad/jazzy songs she's performed, or at least some of those, but it was still good. randy calls her dawg, and thought she did a good job. paula rambles. simon called the song peculiar. kat makes him say he just doesn't like country.
9) bucky - "best i ever had (grey sky morning)" by vertical horizon. i think, i THINK, he was sharp to being with, and then went flat. it was just alright. kinda boring. i dunno. it was a'ight. randy called it pitchy, but alright. paula rambles. simon admits he's not an expert on some sort of music! ah! it was ok for him.
1. elliot
2. chris
3. kellie
4. katharine
5. paris
6. taylor
7. bucky
8. ace
9. mandisa
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