American Idol S05E14 - Top 20: Top 10 Girls

10 girls. 2 will be out.

simon would give his comments of last week a 10 out of 10. and he'd give paula and randy 6.25 out of 10. and he says they are wrong about 60% of the time. and paula says he bugs the hell out of her, and he's like the brother she never had. you kissed him! gross!

1) katharine - "all is fair in love" by stevie wonder. she and kellie are roomies, and the arey silly together. that's HOT! she looks either fat or pregnant. too much vibrato. disappointing, overall. you expect better from her. MUCH better. i mean, simon picked you to win! it wasn't good. it was just ok for randy. paula says she moves her. simon thought people will forget her. i say, boo hoo, it was bad.

2) kinnik - "here for the party" by gretchen wilson. she wears a cowboy hat, and says she's a country girl. god that song sucked. "i may not be a 10". SERIOUSLY?!?!?!? and her voice just isn't good enough. the band was kinda loud. the last note was excrutating. randy didn't like the song on her. but he enjoyed the entertainment part. paula rambles, instead of saying ditto. simon says at least she tried to stand out. but he thinks it's a theme park performance.

3) lisa - "who's lovin' you" by the jackson 5. she used to perform at a production of the lion king. hand gestures. hmpf. it was enjoyable and all, and i did enjoy it, but it wasn't a stand out performance. vocally it was very good. but she needs to step outside the whole slow-schmaltzy-ballads-songs. randy agrees. paula's disagreeing. and she thinks she's a star. simon thinks she'll sail through tonight.

4) melissa - "why haven't i heard from you" by reba mcentire. she's a glorida girl, and she wears flip-flops all the time. she wears a shirt that shows her bellybutton. that's sluttier than i thought. her whole performance was slutty-ish. vocally it was pretty good. i still have no idea who she is... randy thought it was a great song choice, and that it was hot. paula is seeing her coming out of her shell. simon doesn't know what the problem is with melissa. then, after paula bugs him, he says "shut up paula, you are really annoying me". lol. then, after some banter, paula and randy change seats.

5) heather - "hero" by mariah carey. the stalker chose a song that was never done on idol. i am kinda freaked out by her. she had a boa around her neck, or something. she's uglier than i thought. the big note in the middle was funny sounding. i already forgot most of it. it was just meh. or bleh. or blah. or something. it was pretty bad... paula thinks she improved from last week, but wrong song choice. randy thinks she looks great, and reminds us he worked with mariah, and that she paled in comparison. simon says paula and randy are right, and that it was pageant-y, and randy agrees.

6) brenna - "last dance" by donna summer. i HATE her. she says she's gonna own it. she practices poses in front of the mirror. she's never cool, or sexy. she started in a wierd place. the arrangement was yucky. the singing was yucky. the performance was yucky. i HATE her. paula doesn't see the magic, and asks cocky brenna how she thinks she did, and she responded something like "i rock, everybody loves me, and i'm going to be here for a long time". something like that... randy compares her and simon. but he thought it was pitchy allover, and not inspired, and the dancing was off. simon thought it was just terrible, and he thinks she's outta here! i hope so.

7) paris - "wind beneath my wings" by bette midler. she says she's "got favor, g". huh? she has some different looks. or sumthin. the difference between her singing and talking voice is astonishing. she does a very good job with this old and often butchered song. i dunno. i'm still not seeing anything special tonight. ann nesby's in da house. paula likes her fashion tonight. she wants her to celebrate her youth. randy thinks she can definitely sing, and wants her to sing younger songs. simon thought she was boring tonight. for the first time ever, all three judges say the same thing.

8) ayla - "i want you to need me" by cleine dion. she's not used to "this whole thing". she just learned how to put on makeup. i love it! that song sounds kinda depserate. the guys were digging it. i dig her. and y dig i mean plow. or at leasst, would like to plow her. she sang, too? oh, well it was pretty good, and it was a pleasent surprise. paula thinks she wants it really bad. she was pleasently surprised. and she wants her legs. randy likes the no-makeup to makeup, too. he actually liked it. "the dawg liked it". randy said that... simon says she probably got all a's all the time. he thinks she works the hardest, out of all the contestants, but that she works a bit too hard. h also said that it was mechanical. ryan's really short.

9) kellie - "something to talk about" by bonnie raitt. she tried some foods for the first time, and says the dogs in la have more clothes than she does. the song fit her really, REALLY well. and i really, REALLY liked it. it was definitely different and unique. paula asks if she can get any cuter. she rambles about some other things, but eventually said she liked it. randy says "we've got a hot one". and that she did her thing. and he liked it a lot. simon doesn't knwo why people can't help but like her. and he makes fun of the way she says calamari. he didn't think it was the best vocal, but the calamari thing is worth a lot of votes. there is some dancing banter, that was actually kinda funny. she was scared that she'd fall off her heels. lol! i heart her!

10) mandisa - "cry" by faith hill. she's going to try represent for nashville. she likes playing practical jokes on people. that "dog jaw" was kinda funny! i'm not watching this to see big black girls touch themselves. or open their mouth REALLY wide. vocally really good. but the performance was lacking, big time. paula says she's one of a kind and needed in this competition. randy appreciates the dog shout-out. but he thought there were some pitch problems, and he didn't like the song choice. simon thinks she looks very cabaret and old fashioned. he also thinks that when she's on it (on what?), she's the best female in the competition.

GROSS! ryan said something about doing it with his mom all the time. GROSS!

and again, at the end, kellie and kat danced together. HOT!

1. kellie
2. paris
3. lisa
4. ayla
5. mandisa
6. melissa
7. katharine
8. kinnik
9. heather
10. brenna