American Idol S05E07 - Boston Auditions

welcome to bean-town! boston! well, technicaly it's foxborough, but it's the intentions that count!

BOSTON -

ugh. at least it's the last one... james' alias is ghost. he floats in some styles. i hate him. he SUCKS. ayla's awesome! she sings AND plays basketball. her dad's a senator. she sang at a patriots game. awesome! she's pretty. she's good. she's through.

the azerbaijani (?) chick's so not sexy. irada's her name. simon asks if they're going to see her whole package. gross. she sang "um-break my heart". she SUCKS. and she stripped. ugh. laurence SUCKS. alison sucks. katherine SUCKS. some people get insulted by simon. and get pissed.

the o'donahue twins are pretty and hot. they play b-ball too! one of them won't audition, cause she had surgery or something. the whole mirror thing that happened before she started singing was funny! rebecca sings black velvet. she's a'ight. but she's got a whole terrible act. and her sister mimics her, and does the same movments. she's through. and she screams. tatiana's got something to prove to her grandma/mom? i dunno. she's alright. kinda weak. she kinda sighs/grunts/moans. she kisses ass. A LOT. some more chicks go through.

ryan reminds us of the perks of having to work about 2 days a week, for about 2-3 hours. some people got terrible jobs. the last one SUCKS. and what's with the holding the imaginary mic? we see some people work in terrble jobs. holly sings to old people. awww... she can sing. she's not through. kenneth's gay. he sings cher. he SUCKS cher's big hairy balls. simon advices him to be a female impersonator. "i'm a MAN!". yeah, right. i have no idea what that "back side of a pair of jeans" comment was all about, or what it meant. please, educate me! he's got crazy eyes.

a lot of guys are really young. and aren't going through. kevin's got a wierd 'do. he's kinda like chicken little. he's good! wow! he's really good! paula finally admits her real age, and says she's 80! he's through! what's with simon hating on a lot of guys that go through. we see a terrible montage of "joy to the world". lol at the death-metal/whatever guys with the masks, shields and swords. HA!

michael "looks like clay". he's gay as hell. i HATE him. he's so full of it. he SUCKS big hairy, clay aiken look-a-like balls. his excuse? he's got to pee. RIGHT. so they let him take a leak and come back. he runs! we get some fitting music. he even washes his hands! aaaaaaaaaaand...... he STILL sucks. that was useless. 28 people from boston are through.

we see a recap of the auditions. yay. next - hollywood, and hell week!