American Idol S05E05 - Las Vegas Auditions

viva las vegas? let's hope so.

LAS VEGAS-

"dylon", the fake jamaican, is the lamest person, ever. he sucks. and they make fun of him. simon said "hell buddah". "dylon" cries. the clown didn't even get to sing. bobie mae, the terrible psychic from season past, is back! her sis is going to sing. simon's mean. that's not new. she's NOT 24. erica's better than bobie mae, but she sucks. mecca's got the wierdest name ever. she's a belly dancer. she looks like a girly dude. that spiraly "hair" thing on her cheek is odd. she's quite good. that spiraly thing freaks me out. she's through. she's really short.

ryan's crazy. he reminds me of a classmate i used to have, that was all into manowar and stuff like that. he curses. he thinks he's really funny. he sings a heavy metal/death metal/shit metal song, and he does a wierd dinosaur sort of a sound with his voice. simon bored. he's bored with simon. he claims it was too hardcore for them. you know what's too hardcore for us? your suckiness. and uncoolness. the judges go crazy with the dino voice. heather's a prison ward. we get some disgusting hand-cuffing comments. and she sings "redneck woman". brilliant song choice. she's great. she's through.

that fake italian accent sucks, and is really irritating. jason's his real name, and he sings one of my fave songs. he kinda wrecks the melody. he's a'ight. simon says no. paula says no. randy would have said yes. the man with the stabbing motions is back! as are some more people. they are just sad. jc's the stabber. he's got a mullet. lol at simon calling the bus a weapon. he's not through. and he gets pissed. anthony's BIG. and you thought frenchie/mandisa were big. he's tone is too high. and he wrecks the melody. but i guess he's alright. he's not through. and he's nice about it. and then simon gives a snide fat remark.

pearson twins. are somewhat cute. they have WAY too much winnie the pooh dolls. aaand... the sing together. not that good. they're not through. david's dull. he can't dance. he sucks. they all crack up. we see a "funny" csi parody, about terrible singer. that sucked.

haggai yedidya's one of my people, and is from israel. he's an ars. look it up. and he's got the worst accent ever. he has a thingy to let hiim know the right key. simon, rightfully, nakes fun of that. he's a bigger fraude than the fraude 2.0 of last season. HE'S ISRAELI! AND HE SINGS ABOUT BEING PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN! he sucks, big hairy jewish matza balls. he does a terrible routine. he sucks. he thinks he's got perfect pitch. he sucks. and he just walks out. i hate him. he doesn't blink. i'm scared. princess? PRINCESS?? PRINCESS!?!?!?!?! she thinks she sounds like aretha. she's wrong. she sucks. she's "blunt, sassy, but also a perfectionist". she REALLY sucks. that was painfully bad. lol at simon's "shut her up, stop it, stop it, stop it". LOL! some people don't get through. and then we get a TERRIBLE destruction of "i will survive", by some people that suck.

some people have wierd hair/wigs on. the "last hope of the day", taylor, has grey hair, and that started when he was 14/15. he can't dance. he does a good job with "a change is gonna come". unique, too. he does another song, and he does some spastic dancing. he's got a good voice, but the stage antics are a bit off-putting. he's really shy. simon tries to make a point. but no one gets what he tried to say, and think he meant the opposite. lol. simon says no. he's still through. all in all JUST 11 are through from vegas. 11! next, austin!