American Idol S05E04 - San Francisco Auditions

i left my heart in san frannnnnnnnncisco... and the talent...

SAN FRANCISCO -

happy heidi's kinda pretty, but not really. she sings opera! she sings opera? she sings opera!?!?!?!?!? she's good at it. the "pop" song wasn't as good. but still, good enough to go through. randy takes an hour to decide. eventually, she's not through. oh, well. shawn looks like an overgrown baby. he SUCKS. that was painful. simon called it almost non-human.

some people don't go through. others prepare. jose "sway" got a personalised belt buckle. that's worse than a personalised lisence plate. he snaps. he's good. he's through. lauren's also good and through. some more go through. matthew is a NERD. he keeps talking about clay. he's no where near. he loves wolves, so his nickname is wolfie. he sings a clayken song. he SUCKS, big hairy wolf balls. he keeps talking about clay. we get a comparison between him and clay. he sucks (not clay).

john looks about 40. over the top. he's disturbing. the "remix" sucked. but he can kinda sorta sing. simon's pissy. he's through. some people bring their vocal coaches. katharine's cute and pretty, and somewhat hot. she must have a lot of pressure on her. i kinda like her. she really good. like, great. they just didn't want the audition to stop. she's really cute. she cries. i am now sure that i like her. she's through. *note: this is the girl simon picked to win the whole season*

eric sucks. but he does a bob dylan song, which i quite like. shalicia's personality sucks. her name sucks. her "moves" suck. she sucks. i hate her. and she does a speech sort of thing. i hate her. she sucks. i hate her. she quit her job. she's very excited. it's her life. i hate her. simon helps her get her job back. that's actually nice of him. and she gets her job back! finally, a yes for shalicia! i hate her. lol at simon's german/austrian accent. shawna's song selection SUCKS. but she doesn't. the second song was better. she's kinda good. simon says no. randy and paula don't know what's wrong with him. she's through.

some people suck. other suck at dancing. a chick sucks at rapping. some beatbox, and suck at it. marcus' ANNOYING. i hate him. he sucks. and they want him to rap. he sucks. and then he dances. and he sucks. and then he beatbox-es, and he sucks. he REALLY sucks. i hate him. he's not through. OBVIOUSLY. he talks really, really fast. jayne's a wierd way to spell jane. she's pretty good. simon looks bored. he thought it wasn't that good. he says it's a no. everyone's shocked. he says "beethoven and mozart" will put her through. she is through. "is there a different radio playing in your head?" lol. DRAMA! simon v paula & randy. we get some disagreement between the judges. DRAMA!

deborah's about 40. she's "the rock girl". i hate her. she "rocks". she played air guitar. she sucks. paula says yes. randy says no. simon says he prefers her with his eyes shut. he DID say it to clay, but it was in the finals, not the audition. simon says no. she's outta here! and simon storms out. whoopee. he's "pissed". manuel does hot sauce shots to warm his vocal chords. he's "religious". i hate him. he takes a while to get started, kisses the "statue", and begins sucking. he starts another song. and he still sucks. and another song. and he still sucks. he doesn't understand they said no.

18 are through. JUST 18. next, las vegas!