American Idol S05E02 - Denver Auditions

audition from a mile high...

DENVER -

marlows? what kind of a name is marlows? he's SO full of himself. he sucks. how does putting a inger on one ear supposed to help? he REALLY sucks. he begs. he's outta here. tiffany's stupid. she sucks. olivia sucks. david sucks. lisa's 16. with all those "credentials", why does she need this competition? she's great. simon thinks she's the best 16 year old they've ever had. after one song. she's through.

we see some of the contestants other "talents" - some dance, one does capoeira!, one is a geography freak, and some can do a backflip, and two are just wierd. amanda's kinda ugly. she sucks. ace can't be his real name, can't it? he sings westlife? oh, it brett "ace" young... he's good. randy thinks he's awesome, simon doesn't. he does like him, though. paula's hot for him. he's through. rochelle's a dumbass. why, WHY would you bring so many family members? WHY???? she does a routine. but she's alright. and AGAIN, randy thinks she's one of the best ever. she's through. so the family won't be disappointed.

a lot of people are "rockers". some "rockers" suck. did she seriously sing i wanna bo sedated? jacob's got crutches. and he uses them... he sucks. lol! "no, dude, i roooock...". and the face ryan does! lol! chris got a cool beard. he's got a rock band. he's a nice guy. he's got two stepkids, and married an older woman. awww... he sings the letter. very unique sounding "rocker" voice. scream-y at parts. but that's rock-ish. he's good. simon didn't like him. simon says no. he comes out with no ticket. then pulls it out of the hat. he's through! his wife is really emotional.

we a part of a good audition. angela sucks. eric's scared. of simon. he sucks. there's a staredown between him and simon, complete with western, "good, bad and ugly" sort of music. he starts to go. he stays. he starts to go. he stays. he asks if he should go. simon nods, smugly. lol. this is going to sound wierd. garet the cowboy is cute. there, i said it. i'm not coming out to you. but he's cute. he sings to turkeys. lol! he's nervous as hell. he's got a good voice. needs plenty of practice. that's the first time he sang infront of people. paula says no. simon says yes. he jumps up and down, and is really happy. he's never been on a plane, and he always wanted to. randy says yes. he really jumps up and down and is ecstatic. they all scream. 19 are through on the first day.

nick's stupid. he's an entrepanur? entrepreteur? entrepreneur? ben's stupid. he's an inventor. cosmic coaster? he's full of himself. "flawless" is first. he sucks. it takes him forever to start. and he sucks. ben's "invention" SUCKS. he sucks too. simon gets pissy. "you're useless, i'm bored, yes or no?". lol.

april's crazy. she sucks. simon says no, but paula and randy say yes. she's through. some girls go through. zachary's androgynous. randy's an asshole. "ARE you a girl?". and he sings "queen of the night". why would he do that? he kinda sucks. he's confident. he's outta here. he cries. he gets kinda pissed. not really, but still. a total of 18 go through on day 2, and 37 overall. next, nc! greensboro!