American Idol S04E05 - Cleveland & Orlando Auditions

TWO audition cities in this ep...

CLEVELAND -

ll cool j's in da house! speaking of which, his guest starring on house was one of the better ones. it was in the season 2 premier episode, i think.

jaclyn has long fingernails. she's cute. she's crying. she's got a wierd thing to her voice. but she's good. she's through. sarah's really overweight. or is it sarah sue? or sarah sue kelly? WHAT is her first name?!?!? BROADWAY ALERT! NO IDEA what ll's talking about it. and he hugs her after her barbie comment.

edwin sucks. christopher sucks. he sang chain of fools, without changing the sexes in the song. GAY!!! andre sucks. ebony's black. and she sucks. sampson sings like he's japanese, and he sucks. derek has the worst 'stach EVER. and he sucks. scott looks like he's retarded. he kisses the judges' asses. but he's good! real good! he's through!

some people suck, and we don't even see them. we already saw her, for a couple of seconds. she sings "i don't want to miss a thing". lol at her pointing at ll when paula says she needs a mouth to mouth. LOL... patrick looks like a redneck, and one that sits in a swingchair, on his front lawn, with a shotgun on his lap. but he can sing! his face/neck make it look like he's a LOT fatter than he really is. he's through. i would not have guessed it, when i first saw him. one of the jackson sisters is the one that sang the star spangled banner in the beginning of the first episode. lashunda's first, and she sucks. leandra's next, and she sucks worse. ll's really into hugging people... they all join in hugging her. ryan said "holler sista" lol!

briana's scary. she sings opera. wow. she's good! as an opera singer, that is... she's through. anthony had tracheotomy. he's good. he's through. some said brilliant in a russian accent, or something like that. LOL! CLEVELAND ROCKS!!! it was the drew carey show's theme! LOVE IT!!!

all in all, 31 are through from cleveland.

ORLANDO -

marissa sings something about white boys from hair. she sucks. and painfully so. eschine? WTF??? how are you supposed to pronounce it? now THAT's homework for you! she sucks. ryan's a "rocker". and he sucks. vonzell does karate. that's hot. she wears two different shoes, 'cause she couldn't choose one. that's cool on soooooo many levels. she's great. she's through. baby v. that's one of the cooler nicknames. some people fake not going through.

dezmond loves to dance. everywhere. he dances during the auditions. really over the top. but he CAN sing. paula LOVES him. and she fights for him. she screams, yells and cries. she asks if they've seen her this upset, and simon says "yes...". LOL!!!! he's through, eventually.

16 total from o-town go through.