American Idol S04E04 - Las Vegas Auditions

viva, viva, vivaaaaa... las vegas?

LAS VEGAS -

trevor sucks. mikalah's fugly. not really ugly, but just wrong. she looks "repaired", if you know what i mean. she's a'ight i guess. lol!! "i may be white, but it's just a birthmark!". LOL!! she's through. she hopes some day she can buy her mom the implants she always wanted. lol... jeffrey's scary. REALLY scary. REALLY REALLY REALLY SCARY!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! STABBING!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! he's great! the only reason i say that is the same reason simon said yes. SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! we see some crazy people. they suck.

amanda's a showgirl. that's kinda hot. she's alright. simon looks smug, as usual. lol at simon's yes. she's through. christopher's a stupid elvis impersonator. he sucks. he can't dance/move, either. the return of the molfetta! god, i'm sick of him. he still sucks. OVER THE TOP. he's through. his brother must hate him.

lol at "kill the girl... kill the girl". emily sucks. randy says yes because she's funny, and fun. for some reason, she's through. joseph's old. really old. really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really old. lol... "age: "28" ". LOL! the brother of dino the goat, desi yazzie, is here, and he sucks. he sounds remarkably like his brother. christina, joey, natasha, joshua, karl, andrew WAFFENSCHMIDT, trevor, randall especially, and valentin all suck. simon kisses paula on the mouth. puke... sarah sucks. and she's happy.

sharon's a COCKtail waitress. she's hot... simon asks her "what are you going to drink?" trying to ask what song she's going to sing. LOL! loud. over the top-ish. but good. HOT. scooby-doo? matthew kinda sucks. if anyone can do voice-over work, it's this guy. he's not through. bobie may's a psychic. the fact that she does even enter the audition room means she'll go through, right? WRONG!!!! she sucks. how is her name NOT pronounced bowby may? i HATE it when people make excuses, like - "i did see a ten, but the guy next to me had a 10 in his number, so that must be it". it can't possibly be that she's NOT psychic. right? she walks like someone in hitler's youth would.

jennifer's BIG. she's great! she's through! despite how it may seem, i'm really not that superficial. of course, when i see people on tv, i'm going to judge them based on the way they look, aka the DEFINITION of tv, and the whole reason ratings exist, but i don't understand why anyone would care how the guy/girl singing/playing the music you listen to looks like. you see, deep down inside, REALLY deep dow, i'm a good person! mario is on the opposite end of the scale, image-wise. he's really good. he's through.

23 go to hollywood. ll cool j! he's going to guest judge in the cleveland auditions, net week!