na arlans. something like that...
NEW ORLEANS -
gene simmons, aka chaim witz, is israeli! woohoo! and he's a guest judge for these auditions. he just oozes coolness. lol at the simon-gene breed.
david's first. over the top, affected, but good. he's through. not as good as randy thought, but still good. i mean, how can he say, after ONE audition, this kid is better than kelly, clay, k-lo, ruben, tamyra, fantasia or latoya? huh? HUH!!!??? bobby's crazy. he's got ALL the AI cards. wacko. he yoddles. he looks like crap. he sounds ok. they make him sing behind the screen. lol. he's not through.
daron's scary. cabaret if i ever heard cabaret. gene's just speechless. he screams. daron does, i mean. though, the song, the second one, was sung by one screaming jay hawkins, so i guess it was appropriate. lol at the dog barking. didn't get the women's clothes comment from simon. he's not through. lol at daron's "i think they've seen my act!" comment. LOL! lindsey is kinda hot/pretty. she's good enough to go through. she sang "the sound of your voice". and she is. robert is also scary looking, like a stalker-type o' guy or something. he actually does stand like a gymnast. "bellowed" is right. lol at his interpretation of paula's stop sign. lol.
reggie sucks. daniel sucks. larenda's name sucks. and she sucks. lol at simon's comment after she finished. algua's name sucks too. and he sucks. lol at sundeep's coworker. sundeep sucks. LOVE the song. but he sucks. michael's a crooner. he doesn't suck. he's actually pretty good. not right for the competition, but good. lol at simon's antique thing comment. LOL! paula gets pissed at simon.
we see some people no one can understand. leroy's CRAZY. INSANE. his friends aren't that much better. how can ANYONE understand what he's saying. the whole thing, i was just laughing... he said something about "crunk" or something like that.
jeffrey's a minister something. does that mean he wants to be a priest? he's good. very good. lol at gene's "no...". he's through. we see david in his church. he tells everyone he's going to hollywood.
lamar and jamar. mean parents. they're alright. lol at the money glasses. they're both through. the molfetta twins kinda suck. they can sing, but they suck. it's a split decision. so they go one at a time, and it's a no for the first, and no for the second. lol at randy and paula laughing/getting pissed at simon. i don't get it - if they didn't want to be a gimmick, why sing together? simon didn't tell them to do it, he just asked if they are going to... the twins get pissed and start cursing.
16 total are through to hollywood. next up - vegas! with kenny loggins as a guest judge.
CAN YOU DIG IT!?!?!?!?!?!?
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