American Idol S04E02 - St. Louis Auditions

some more auditions, this time from the home of the cardinals!

ST LOUIS -

the tripletes are so lame... "what's up dog?"? seriously? just horrible... they're alright. simon's right, they are fat. they tell the two who aren't as good to get out. the third one isn't through, either. "we ARE fat!" LOL! "curvacious"! lol! they think 160 is REALLY fat. i'm 165-ish... katrina ate human flesh. and she talks to crazy people for a living. lol at simon's summary. the finger snapping is distracting. she's alright. better than the tripletes, but not by much. lol at the "simon diet". LOL!

ryan throws the first pitch in a cardinals game, and he's waaaaaay off. maurice sucks. daniel sucks. lol at randy fallng apart. how is it fair for the son of a hof-er to audition? can't his dad just buy a record company, or something? he's loud. but good. finger snapping... he's through. and says that it's for everybody that was held back in st louis. right. some dude is delusional. as is his family. hi, my name is johnny, and i suck. jeremy and his singing teacher, angel, went to the auditions together. angel's crazy. she's good. her enunciation/phrasing is annoying. she's through. they all freak out. jessica's kinda cute. arrogant and full of herself, but kinda cute. she loves to tan. she sucks. lol at simon's comments on paula's comments. and jessica just leaves. lol. lol at the judges laughing...

joe's stupid. that "joke" wasn't funny. don't ever, EVER, bring so many people to the auditions. either you're going to be really, really sad when you see them get sad that you didn't make it, or someone will get hurt when they rush to congratulate you. BAD idea. he's a moron. "oh, gosh, what haven't i done, would be the right answer". ugh. just... ugh. simon's smile was like "i'm soooo gonna rip him a new one". over the top. creepy smile. cruise ship like. he called randy "bud". he's full of himself. he doesn't think other guys that go to the auditions try their hardest. yeah, right... i hate him. he's just soooooooooooooo annoying. justin's a wackjob. and he can't speak properly. he sucks. i think he might have invented the enunciation problems. we see a montage of people who suck trying to sing "proud mary". how come no one does the ccr version of this? lol at simon not liking music anymore.

is aa'shia a girl? a boy? the "song" she sang sucked. the entrance was good. why call your kid asia, AND have it written as aa'shia. i guess she's a girl. and she's REALLY full of herself. we see some people with godawful gimmicks. or schticks, as ryan called it. maurice's friends are either crazy, delusional. or just really mean. he looks about 40 years old. he's shocked that he's not through. lol at paula spilling her drink when he said he sounds like brian mcknight.

carrie's somehow hit the triple threat. she's pretty, cute AND hot! and... "she wants to go to hollywood really baaad..." LOL! she's awesome. i love her. she's through. jeremy, the student of the music teacher that got through, is up next. he's so arrogant. over the top. affected. got a good voice. he's not through. angel's really sad. really, REALLY sad. whatever...

we see two dork's that suck. i hope they stop putting the suckiest at the end. adam's the most full of himself person ever. and, what's your name again? oh, right, dirk, he's the lamest person ever. he's obsessed with baywatch, because of the german hasselhoff, not the boobage. they both suck. adam's so lame, he's funny. he thinks they thought he was good. i'm really tired of these auditions.

32 go to hollywood from st louis.