American Idol S04 - The Afterparty

where are they now? let's find out!

lindsey cardinale, who's that? - 4 singles, and back to obscurity she goes!

mikalah gordon, the really annoying fran drescher chick - guest starred in a fran drescher sitcom, of course. she was robbed, and at gunpoint no less. appeared on identity (???), was in the unit for an episode, and that's pretty much it...

jessica sierra, the slutty one that didn't have the likeability factor - performed all over the world. really, she did! she performed in kazakhstan, iraq AND kuwait! had an ep. and she had her very own sex tape! then she gt into drugs or something, i dunno...

nikko smith, the one that replaced the one that quit, and whose father is a hof-er - is working on an album. huh?????

nadia turner, the anoited (how do you write that?) rocker chick, so that there would be one and not only rocker guys - was a guest host on the view. performed at and hosted many charities. had a lead role in some flick. had two singles, and her album, titled standng on love is "scheduled for an undetermined date, and is currently without a label". ?

anwar robinson, the music teacher that liked to wear cleavages - had a covers album. worked on some inspirational album. got a role, and went on tour with the musical rent. was in some film. also played jesus (???).

constantine maroulis, constance the fraude that pouted - had a solo album, an albu with his (previous?) band, and three singles. recieved a nomination for a toni (!!!!!) for his role in rock of ages. i'm sick of him...

scott savol, the one that beat his girlfriend and looked like an inarticulate retard - had a single. i think.

anthony federov, the ukrainian miracle with the trache hole - did some non-interesting stuff. that's it...

vonzell solomon, baby v, the vonz, and the mail carrier - had a supporting role in an indie film. is the ceo of her own record label (WOW!!!). had an album in itunes. her house burned down, damage estimated at 200,000 bucks, and a pet dog. has an album in the works, i think.

bo bice, the non fraude southern rocker - that's a long read... two albums, one went gold. 7 singles. had some health issues, but is now better. he's touring, i think. i really don't feel like reading that whole thing... just wiki him.

carrie underwood, the cute, pretty, hot farm girl that won it all - well, well, well. simon was right! (almost...) had two albums, selling 9.6 million copies (!!!!!) in the us, and 11 million, and is working on her third that will contain more songs written by her. her first album is certified 7 times platinum. 7!!! both topped the country albums chart, and reached #2 & 1 (1st and 2nd, respectively) on the billboard 200. released 11 singles, topping the hot 100 once, but the country singles chart 7 times (!), with two others peaking at #2. also released 4 digital singles, that didn't do a whole lot (best position is 6). 7 singles certified gold, one platinum and one 2 times platinum (downloads). also had 10 other singles chart on one place or another. also had 12 music videos shot for songs of her. awards - 5 ama's, 14 billboard music awards, 4 grammys, 8 acm awards and 5 cma awards. WOW. p.s. - I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and then there's mario vazquez, the one that quit for one reason or another. what did he do since? his album sold 23,116 copies. THAT'S IT. he stands as the third lowest selling "product" of american idol, ahead of only the disqualified corey clark and a girl that didn't make it past the semifinals. WILLIAM HUNG SOLD MORE RECORDS THAN HIM! that must really suck.