we start where we left off, the groups stage! we see some predictions by a lot of delusional people. some named their group. ugh. michael "i'm so awesome because simon didn't clean his ears before my audition, and that made him think my version of unchained melody was one of the best he ever heard" and his group call themselves the bleach boys. ugh. i don't know what is it more, gay, idiotic or pretentious. just, ugh.
the first group we see, are the hawaiian (that's not right, is it?) three. they're pretty good, and end the performance with mahalo's to everyone. the bleach boys are really full of themselves. especially the aforementioned michael. they're not as good. they were soooo quite too. they kiss ass. and michael then deicdes he has to remind simon that he loved his version of unchained melody. well, he didn't actually say that, but you know. some people forget the lyrics. everybody sounds so quite. the whole "these two are brothers" is so dragged out. in jesus' group, the two that went to sleep were better than jesus, who wanted to keep practicing. *FORCED DRAMA AHEAD* jesus blames the other two for his forgeting the words. hhaaa.... some more people forget the words. some more drama.
now the girls. the first group is the one with the bulgarian former pop star for a coach. they're really good. even simon's impressed. the next is one filled with drama. and the one that created it forgot the lyrics. scooter girl, now known as bitch, is ripping on lana. bitch... i think she just got to that "comedian that can sing" category. lana's not as good as the rest. the run at the end was terrible. paula, full of her wisdom, lets everybody know that lana had a brain fart. ok... if she wants to leave the scooter girl image behind, she's got to stop talking about it. STOP IT! some more girls forget the words.
in mixed lines of about ten at a time, the judges divide them to two lines, one of them going home, the other going through. usually. we see some people who are leaving. michael, the unchained melody guy, is going home. and then he decides to talk to the judges, and ask to get answers. and he reminds all of us who have forgotten, all three, that simon loved his unchained melody. 57 are through.
for the last performance, the ones left can choose whatever song they want, and they sing a capella, alone on the stage. the big dude, jonah's first. sarah's next. then leah. nicole sounds like, and i mean no disrepect to the autistic community worldwide, but she sounded autisits for the most part, while singing. erskine is wearing a completely pimped out hat, and sings too many runs. he was good, but too many runs. amy's got red hair, and i don't remember anyone else with red hair, so she's obviously gonna be in the top 32. marcus just repeates the words kansas city. lol... dressing in the dark... lol... wraped turkey outfit... LOL... and then her catwalk bit. FUNNY!!! lol...
the contestants are split into 3 rooms, and 1 of those will be cut, with the other 2 moving on to the top 32. room one, with the footballer, the crooner, i hated his last song, hot lisa, the pen salesman, and the brothers. they're through. in room two, the huff, sarah, scooter girl. they're not through. amy with the pink/red hair, jennifer, with the turkey wrapping, lips fantasia, lez briana, are in room 3, and are through.
the first group of 8 to perform are: Fantasia Barrino, Diana DeGarmo, Jennifer Hudson, Marque Lynche, Matthew Metzger, Ashley Thomas, Erskine Walcott and Katie Webber.
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