6/8/09

American Idol S03E05 - Hawaii Auditions

hawaii. really.

HAWAII -

lol at the guy running at the beach and falling. hawaii's accent is so funny. sonny's too focused on performing. he's alright. and through. keefelynne sucks. her name sucks. ryan sucks. the dude that auditions suckes too. jon peter lewis. he has the name of a pop star. he sounds alright too. looks kind of bored. lol. pen salesman. mouse personality. he's through. he finally gets excited when he celebrates downstairs. paula's better with the ukelele. she's alright. but not through. william dressed in a winnie the pooh costume. he sucks. mary sucks. isaac's crazy. and gay. we don't want this because it's freaking us out. he decides to "dance" in his audition. he goes to the beach, where some people actually think he was good. a lot of people are not from hawaii. some chick got laid a few minutes ago. WHAT!?!?!? crystal's excited. i think. she's not terrible. not good. but not terrible. "randyyy. paulaaa." lol. she's not through. she's not excited anymore. camile's cute. the tone of her voice is really pleasent. not shrieky like most girls, but smoky, cool. she's good. real good. she's through. joseph sucks. he sounded better in the bathroom, but then again so does everyone. clifford's a firefighter. he sounds like a firefightress, or something like that. i mean, he sounds like a broad. he's not great. he's through. matthew's found a new level of desperate. and he gives the worst speech ever. he sucks. awwwww... the triplets were so cute... the big dude, not randy, jonah's good. pretty good. he's through. lisa's hot. HOT. she can sing. she's through. a total of 17 are through from the hawaii auditions.

we see the some of the worst auditions from the past 5 episodes.

next - hollywood!

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