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kristin's still hot, in case you were wondering. i'm so sick of the ford commercials. why walk with the crutches after being bitten by a spider? that's just stupid. equoia, not sequoia, is kinda good. maybe the spider bite turned her into a super-singer, instead of a super-hero? not that she is super in any way. robert can't sing or dance. "i'm not being unkind". that's a new one, ain't it? some people forget the lyrics. but they can't sing anyway. ryan's comment to james was actually funny. way to go ryan! your first good joke! he can sing. james, not ryan. over the top, too many runs, but can sing. he's through. robyn's nice. her mother isn't. AI's appearantly not bogus, at least according to robyn's mom. omg, anthony's such a wuss. maybe he got his balls ripped off, or something. i can't think of another eplanation for a voice that high. he's a terrible singer. he's so smug, and thinks he's great. reality check time! is it raining fire? ryan had two (2!!!) funny jokes in this episode alone! carrie's good. good looking, good voice. good. daniel's a dumbass. how can you not know the words to your national anthem? SERIOUSLY! needless to say, he was horrible. "don't take it personally" "oh, please" "no, i mean it". two simonisms in a matter of seconds. joshua is another idiot. granted, not as big of an idiot as most of the rest, but still, leave the marching and saluting to when you are actually in uniform, and are required to do so. an o-town song? why not, huh? he can actually sing, and he's through. alyson, with a Y, has ocd. she's an ok singer. i think if randy would let her, she'll give "IT" to him, if you know what i mean... she's kinda fun. and she has "IT" too. eventually, she's through. some people suck. i can somehow understand the girls practicing in the bathroom, but the guys? gay. the forrest twins suck. everything about them suck. they can kinda sorta sing about ok and all, but they suck. one of them said "naiveve". they suck so bad. they need to forget about the singing lessons, and take grammer lessons. speak english! when someone starts by saying the judges can tell him/her that s/he's the worst in the world, you know the audition's going to be, the worst in the world. with a name like charm, how can he not be gay? guess what? he sucks too. and he's sensitive. i mean gay. dino sucks monkey balls. people shouldn't be dressed up gimmick-y. case and point - melody. over the top. but she can sing. the major reason she got through to the judges was the gimmick. she didn't need that. those that get through on gimmicks but can't sing are just wasting everyone's time. she's through. tarzan's gay. he's not good. he's through. some more people suck. jd's presidential! that's soooo not impressive. he can sing. waaaaaaay over the top. 44 are through.
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bill sucks. and he thinks he's a larger black woman. not cool. antoine sucks. kelli sucks. dennis used to be a stripper, so he obviously sucks. he's also stupid. kewanna's good. over the top, but good. some people suck. WTF is teya wearing? and she brought a chair. not a good singer either. she put too much emphasis on performing, rather than singing. she's singing to a chair. candice looks good. don't like the tone of her voice. she can sing. she's through. michal's so full of shit. and himself. but that's really the same. ok, nuthin more. he's through. what's on her eyelashes? gross. karissia's her name, and she sucks. *forced drama ahead* some people suck. some people suck at dancing too. minaux's resemblances to elvis - none. he sucks. that hand lifting at the beginning had nothing to do with anything that happened on that day, anywhere. WOW! another funny ryan moment! this must be a world record! i guess losing that 160-pound mole known as the dunk really helped him! sleepey, i mean frederick, sucks. that fighter sucks. nicole. whatever. "i beg to differ" - you can't sound both respectable and angry. it's impossible. either tell him you're sorry he feels this way, but you think he's wrong, or KICK HIS ASS! she's stupid. and she just doesn't know when to shut up. * FORCED DRAMA* 22 move on
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