friday the 13th - oooooooo..... (that big black dude, ruben, looks so chillaxed, while everyone else are having a nervous breakdown.)
earlier that week, everyone arrives at hollywood, and are very excited. the contstants see tony bennett, aka the britney spears of his time, at the airport.
groups of ten get on stage, one by one they say why they're the next american idol and sing a cappella. frenchie's kinda fll of herself, sings the same song she sang at her auditions, and is still over the top. gay marcus "proposed" to paula. the morgan twins are idiots. this is a solo competition! still perfect sync. patrick's "rock 'n' roll". he's such a fraude. the one after patrick is a fraude too. jayson is an idiot. candice's answer is the first real one. very nice, very funny. she's hot. some stupid jerks think they were born to be the american idol, even though this show has only been on for a single season, thus far. the morgan twins are out. that girl that jumped for joy when she was told to step forward is a moron. she's outta here! hercules is through!
those that are left get the tough task of composing a melody to one of the available sets of lyrics, in one night. this should be boring. joshua is still a stupid marine. he actually did well. daniel is a crooner. clay's good. eqouia's an idiot. why try and force the comparison? stephen failed. he stripped. failure. vanessa did well too. really good. krystal's gone country. a'ight. coffey's not good.
now the ones left split into groups of three, choose one of three songs to sing. marcus's still gay. "nothing short of amazing"? wow... some people are idiots, and want to go out. stupid motherfuckers. julia can't find her group. corey, the man and the hair, is an idiot, and decides to go out too. "rock 'n' roll" patrick's angry about guys wanting to party. ROCK N ROLL!!! julia's still waiting for her group. surprise, surprise. corey didn't get up to get on the bus. drama in kimberly caldwell and julia demato's group! stephen didn't wake up ether. SHOCKER! more drama! ruben and rickey were good. stephen's an idiot. some people forget the lyrics. a dude looked like mickey mouse. the fraude that is patrick lake sings seal with lethear spike-y bracelets. dude... corey sounds like a girl. and he goes up to paula to "serenade to her", without actually singing anything. the group with the two partygoers look like three "singers" taken off the street and put together on stage. stephen over did it by about THIS MUCH. marcuss is gay. and a brown-noser. frenchie dyed her hair red. the two bigger ladies, kimberley and frenchie, couldn't find a third member to their group, so their singing just the two of them. wow. just, wow. someone's pissed at the gay dude, marcus. "to hell with them, hi america!" HI AMERICA!?!?!?! nooooo, he's not a brown-noser! some girls forget the lyrics. the last one on that montage is a dumbass. the drama filled group was good. two guys that partied and brown-noser are through. the other guy that partied and the crooner are out. hercules, a dancer, he president and the fraude are through. a row of girls we don't know are out. kimberley and frenchie are through. julia and kimberly are through. another row of girls we don't know are out. the last row are through. ammee is the birthday girl, she's crying, and she's going home. the crooner is crooning. *forced drama ahead*
kimberly (not one of the two we've already seen) is alright. some more are good. hercules! he's very good, and not old at all. joshua the marine makes a wierd shpe with his mouth when he sings. candice's cute. a bit shouty to start. the fraude is a fraude. julia and her arch-nemesis (that's what the producers want us to think), kimberly. she's quite good. and hot. the president and the big guys, frenchie and ruben. marcus sucks. the contestants are split into three rooms, with two of those rooms moving on to the top 32 (?). room one: kimberly (the arch-nemesis), the marine, hercules, vanessa, ruben, the cutie - candice, bettis, the hair, the frenchie. they're through! room two: brown-noser, party boy, stephanie. they're out. a girl cries out loud. COL? gay guy's pissed. and an idiot. julia, the fraude, seqouia, sorry, i mean eqouia, the president are in room three, and are through. and this is where it stops. for me, in this episode, that is. no idea what happened till the end of this ep. seeya next time.
apparently, these are the guys that made it through:
Kimberly Caldwell, Patrick Fortson, JD Adams, Trenyce, Meosha Denton, Bettis Richardson, Charles Grigsby, Clay Aiken, Candice Coleman, Rebecca Bond, Jacob John Smalley, Hadas Shalev, Ruben Studdard, Kimberley Locke, Jennifer Fuentes, Kimberly Kelsey, Jordan Segundo, Vanessa Olivarez, Rickey Smith, Samantha Elizabth Cohen, Louis Gazzara, Eqouia Coleman, George Trice, Sylvia Chibiliti, Chip Days, Juanita Barber, Patrick Lake, Nasheka Siddall, Josh Gracin, Ashley Hartman, Corey Clark.
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