American Idol S02E03 - Atlanta & Nashville Auditions

one last auditions episode, or is it?

paula won't be in the atlanta auditions, which means it'll take about 12 hours less, since we don't get her constant droning and rambling.

ATLANTA - 

nickie can kinda sing, but it's too affected. she's through. johnny sucks. omega sucks. she can't sing, can't dance. she can shout though, and i guess that's a good thing. she's an idiot. clay's so awesome, it's wierd. he's definetly (that looks wrong) NOT a crooner. he's confident, he's a nerd, and he can sng very well. that's just so wierd. he shouted the song, kinda, but it was still good. he's through. and ryan's back to his gay, stupid self. some people get angry, cause they suck. other people just suck. joshua's one of them. of both groups. maria's song is awesome! she's not a good singer, but she's a good songwriter, at least judging from that song.  and she's through. mitchell's either gay, or hippie. or indian. i mean native american. he shouted. good voice. he's through. joshua's a bad ryan clone. and that all you need to know about his suckiness. didn't think he's as good as the judgs thought. he's through. vanessa sings bohemian rhapsody. let me say that again - VANESSA FUCKING SINGS FUCKING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!!! as expected with that song choice, it wasn't great. she can sing, but she needs to learn what song selection means. she's through. kieth sucks so bad, he could be a vacuum cleaner. he also has ZERO social sense (when a hot, gorgeous girl is being payed to talk to you, take advantage), ZERO talent, ZERO potential and looks like one of those computer geeks that only come outside one day of the year. and he sounds like one of them too. "i'm very entertaining and unique SNIFF". i'd say. he probably is a virgin. oh, and he can't dance. some more people suck. stephanie looks great and sounds great. she's through. 46 (!) are through. so ryan's a pedophile, but not gay?

NASHVILLE - 

paula's back. whoopee. lol at edwin. he sucks. beaver dude's crazy. some people suck. ruben's big. ruben's cuddly. ruben's good. lol at paula putting her hand forward. he's through. he's so shy and not overtly self-confident. ooooohhhhhhhh... ira's like 5. oooohhhhh... he sings about having sex. alden's full of himself. he can sing. he's through. the first one actually from nashville, amber, sucks. jeff's also from nashville. he also sucks. corey's sooooooooo full of himself. i hate him, and not only because he looks like justin guarini. he screams. he can kinda sing. he's through. kellee's through. kimberley's good. doesn't look good, by anyone's standards. but she sounds really good. rickey sounds like a wuss. a wuss that can sing, mind you. he's through. ROFLOL at his reaction! HERCULES! HERCULES! HERCULES! LOL 29 go through.