remember that beatiful time, not so long ago, when the audtions we're only on episode? well, thanks to the dear guys over at fox, we now get 10 hours of auditions, out of which, about 10 minutes are good. YAY!
paula's still rambling. kristin, the hot cheerleader that fell under he table after she got through to hollywood last season, is back as a "special correspondant", meaning she'll be there to listen to people say all sorts of wierd and unintelligeble (that's not right, is it?) things, and comfort them when they are told they suck. WOOHOO!
after his comment to paula, the one about not being excited by her naked in front of him, i think he might just not be gay after all...
NY -
chriss sucks. who writes chris like that? janelle sucks. brad's an idiot. and he sucks. "at least i'm from a country where people brush their teeth twice a day" WTF?!?!?!?!? the morgan twins - wow... talk about sync... they're good enough for hollywood, but not to pass that, imho... they're through. that hug with kristin looked like it was lacking some meat. nathaniel's sooooo gay. that pants-skirt-thingy is wrong in so many ways. "everybody's pants go around like that" - because that's the definition of pants! "ummm.. a thong" -his answer to what he's wearing underneath. gross. oh so gross. he sucks too. literally. he's an idiot. "he's spent". doesn;t that dude with the teddy bear know that's a dragon? sheesh... those two girls that dated the same guy are idiots. CAT FIGHT! WHERE'S THE JELL-O???? kristen's too over the top. hollywood good, but not more than that. janine's better. and that scream was cute. why would paula bring that not-excited thing up? both are through. at least ryan's TRYING to get the two fighting, ripping clothes and all. christopher sucks. simon's nice today. "i don't want to be rude"'s back. julia's kinda hot. not really pretty. she can sing. she's through. simon scares the shit out of most everyone... danny, a cronner, is good, but commercial appeal? about zero. cynthia's crazy. and she sucks. she's funny. a brown-noser, but funny. we see some terrible auditions. tirrell's voice is good. he looks like a rapist/pedophile/stalker type guy. if the record company's want you, and "mr. luther vandaross himself" told you you have a good voice, why audition for this show? he's through. frenchie's big. really big. she's good too. really good. her voice's big. really big. way over the top. she's through. 34 total are through from nyc.
MIAMI -
some awful auditions. mariah carey "look-alike" sucks. really badly. really, really, really bad. she might just be the worst yet. can you be considered a look-alike if you've had plastic surgery to look like the one you're a "look-alike" of? was heidi holding the golden ticket before the audition started? she's good. some enunciation problems, not necessarily wrong, but would be better some other way. simon called xtina "ugly-era". LOL. natalie's alright. not post-hollywood, though. the first in the "screaming girls" montage was really good looking. sean campos is asian, and wants to be an r&b star. nothing in that sentence made sense. i don't like his singing. he can sing though, so he's through. ryan's gay. that's for sure. edgar might be the worst yet. from the attitude, to the look, to the voice. victoria sucks. bechir's not good. but he's through. 20 are through.
AUSTIN -
wusses sing badly. dana's not that good. but she is through. what would her family do had she not gone through? kimberly's hot. she's pretty too. and she can sing. and she's through. cedirc the entertainer's in da house. he's not through. obviously. are all the people from bulgaria naurally bad singers? that's the only way simon's comment would be even remotely possible. coffey, pronounced cafe, which means coffee, is'nt with his wife, where he should be, because he's not good enough to get to the top 10. waaay too many runs. jacob is average, for the idol auditions that is, and that means he's not that good. simon looked like he just found his new boy-toy. he's through. katherine's performance is affected with a capital A. she sings alright. she's through. patsy is terrible. horrendous. horrid. awful. 36 are through.
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