tonight's theme is burt bacharach love songs? what ever...
christina's back and feeling great. i just though of something. when she gets married, persumably to her fiance and not simon, wil she change her last name? cause it won't be half as cool if her name ain't christina christian...
why was christina in that clip? i thought she got voted off... i think justin was trying to diss burt. coolest senior citizen? why not just say coolest man over 90?
and we get a group performance! justin plays the harmonica and he's great! no, that wasn't funny the first time either... the three girls look classy, justin looks like a hippie that happend to wander on stage, and rj looks like a walmart employee. the kind that you don't see because they work storage. i don't think they listend to burt's advice about the ending...
1) kelly - "walk on by" by dionne warwick. i don't understand her decision to change the song. i mean, burt talked with you about one song, gave you advice about it, told you you sounded great with it, and THEN you change the song you're doing? she still sounded amazing. she really seemed to connect with the lyrics, which made for a very powerful performance. she doesn't have a clue what paula is rambling on about.
simon destroys at least one pen per show by bending the hell out of its clip.
2) rj - "arthur's theme (best that you can do)" by christopher ross. there's a kids show here in israel called arthur. i hated that show. it was so annoying. it's about a talking hamster that has a bunny for a friend and a mouse for a teacher. ugh. ever since that photo shoot thingy, he wears those stupid lame tank tops. rj, dude, you're not buff enough to pull those off. he's from cumming. CUMMING! his performance was just as bad as the kids show i mentioned before. how can someone get caught between the moon and nyc? isn't that like outer space? that doesn't make sense...
judging by the bra and gloves sitting to paula's left (our left, not hers), RYAN'S HERE!! WOOHOO! we see a wiser shot, and apparently (is that how you write it?), the top 10 are contractually obligated to be at all the shows. and ej has the most uncool fro ever.
that chick at the beauty parlor or whatever was soooo high. soooo high. i love it that kelly doesn't usually wear make up. all natural is great for me.
3) tamyra - "a house is not a home" by luther vandaross. really good. really, really good. really, really, really good. really, really, really good. etc. i don't know if it happened before this episode was aired or not, but bonds did steroids. a lot of them. that kinda turns paula's compliment to a BURN!!! (that 70s show, people, watch it!)
ryan's looking for his penis, which is mighty disturbing, and not something to do on a live, family, national tv show.
4) justin - "the look of love" by dusty springfield. i hate him. he looks like a hippie. s=the singing was quite good. and then he went into the falsetto. ugh. i hate him.
5) nikki - "(there's) always something there to remind me" by naked eyes. and she's back to rock. sorta. the chorus is kinda rock-ish. that is what works for her though, so we'll let it slide. those boots look like they were stolen from an ss base. i'm jewish, i'm allowed to make nazi references and jokes. if you're not jewish, don't even try to do that. she never quite found the music, so to speak. she was either too fast or too slow throughout. worst tonight? almost.
jim and ryan switched places btw (behind the judges).
1. tamyra
2. kelly
3. justin
4. nikki
5. rj
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