there's a disturbing conversation about randy's fondness of long bubblebaths. a not so pleasent image just popped up in my head, and i feel like killing ryan. and then to make matters worse, they make me think about ryan and paula. together. *chills* ugh. and just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, simon and ryan go back and forth about how ryan looks. now if you'll excuse me, i feel like barfing.
we see the reason delano was disqualified. if i had to guess, i'd say he was 12...
1) rj - "i'll be there" by the jackson 5. bland. a bit forced at times. he's got 3 earrings, one of them at the top of his ear. ugh. and the hand movements. AAHH!!! enough! nothing more than average. when the judges argue, he looks like he wants to run all the way to ny, but doesn't know if he's supposed to stay put or not. lol
that was fun.
2) kristin - "fallin'" by alicia keys. kristin is hot and beatuiful. hated the pants. couldn't care less about the performance. she can sing and all, but that growling thing is just wrong. and the girl that fell in her audition sings "fallin'"? lol
3) mark - "my girl" by the temptations. mark has a goatee. nuf said. meh. bleh. he looked just as bad as he sounded, which is a pretty hard feat to accomplish. and, is he wearing a neck sweatband?
4) nikki - "total eclipse of the heart" by bonnie tyler. better than the rest, but that's not saying much. more hand gestures. $@&$#&%!!! it sounded like she was a bit ahead of the music. it was a bit shouty at the loud part, but the quiet ending i quite liked. she has the potential to look good too.
5) chris - "i swear" by all-4-one. what on earth is that song? chris is a pompous mothafucka. he's slurring. a lot. he's just not that good... and he's got zero stage presence.
6) melanie - "and i'm telling you i'm not going" by jennifer holliday. why sing the same song as tamyra, when you're clearly not as good. not even close. and please, just sing the fucking song! really bad. the way she kept looking for the right camera was kinda funny. when you finish singing, shut up and listen to the judges! paula would be proud of an ant climbing to the top of a pile of dirt...
7) ej - "i'll be" by edwin mccain. why does he spell his name ejay? i ain't changing how i spell it though... what was that shriek at the middle? ghastly. not so impressed, but still better than anyone else.
8) tanesha - "until you come back to me (that's what i'm gonna do)" by aretha franklin. i don't know if the way she started it (the name of the song), is how it really goes, but that seems like a really stupid thing to do, since no knows yet what she's going to do... over the top, shouty, plain wierd at places. she had runs in the most inappropriate places. sucked. the ending was especially painful.
9) khaleef - "my cherie amour" by stevie wonder. meh. forgettable with a capital F. and the fucking hands again! ARGH! i think one of those la's came out as lllll... and when he finished, before the last note on the piano ended, he stopped the performance and turn to the judges. it seemed like he was constantly looking for something. just bad.
for the first time, that coca cola moments thing was funny.
10) christina - "at last" by etta james. that piano opening sounded like the start of "i will survive". love that top. she's actually kinda hot. and pretty. there's something wierd sounding about her vibrato... kinda like her voice is run through a leslie speaker or something (huh? huh? how do you like that analogy?). couldn't agree more with the judges.
i noticed the contestans say thank you to the judges a lot of times when they really shouldn't. when someone tells you what you did wrong don't say thank you, say ok. i really despise some of these people.
1. christina
2. ej
3. nikki
4. rj
5. kristin
6. melanie
7. mark
8. chris
9. khaleef
10. tanesha
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